anonymousnerdgirl:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

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via letsplaymurder // originally kittyriley
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via unlockmeh // originally genies

genies:

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

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via unlockmeh // originally caonii

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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via sextective // originally doomslock

Sherlock AU: With John and Mary living together, it makes it easier for Sherlock to resume his drug habits.

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via unlockmeh // originally democracyfucker

im-a-disasterology:

vincentvangoth:

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

[CHRISTMASING INTENSIFIES]

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via unlockmeh // originally bobshit

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

roger-rabbit-vevo:

5-seconds-of-troyler:

THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET

this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob

image

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DEAR TUMBLR STAFF

absentlyabbie:

meowmrieatepaint:

a-paradox-of-feels:

A “Sent” folder.

A notification when someone answers your ask.

image

A WORKING VIDEO PLAYER

TEXT POSTS NOT CONVERTED TO LINKS WITHOUT CONSENT

a-thousandkissesdeep:

when you love a show so much you don’t even skip the intro

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via veljenileijonamieli // originally lamppu

How Toy Story 3 Should Have Ended (x)

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via absolutelyprecious // originally wwiao

kittymaverick:

mr-egbutt:

helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.

And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.